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Mohammed Al-Fazari is editor-in-chief of Muwatin Media Network. He took part in the 2011 Omani protests during the Arab Spring and was persecuted for his political activism in Oman. He sought asylum in the UK and is the author of several books.
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Abinger is a large, well-wooded and mostly rural civil parish that lies between the settlements of Dorking, Shere and Ewhurst in the district of Mole Valley, Surrey, England.
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Zinkensdamm is an area and a former manor in Södermalm in the Stockholm City Centre just east of Hornstull. The area was named after Frantz Zinck, who lived on the property for five years in the 1600s, though he never formally owned it. The Zinkensdamm manor was demolished in 1934. The name is today used for Zinkensdamm metro station, the sports ground Zinkensdamms IP, and Zinkens Growers' Association, which owns some 30 gardening allotments. The small statistical geographical area Zinkensdamm had 2165 residents in 2005.
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