{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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