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Northeast Literature (Chinese: 东北文学, Dongbei Wenxue) was a literary journal published in Manchuria by the Changchun Progressive Writers Assembly between 1945 and 1946, following the collapse of the Manchukuo regime. The journal released six issues and included contributions from about twenty authors. Its publication ceased due to the imprisonment of its editor, Li Zhengzhong, and the impact of the ongoing Chinese Civil War.
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