{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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